So Emo

Kay, so really, I'm about as screwed up as any other pimply adolescent, minus the adolescence (I'm fast approaching my mid-20s). I have mounds of material to fill this blog with, but let's be honest here. No one actually wants to read about the emotional woes I get myself into, no matter how sarcastic a tone I spin them with. Plus, my writing ability has severely degenerated to some unintelligible state, and I often find myself deleting whole entries in a fit of frustration because I no longer possess the ability to entertainingly (and eloquently) express simple thoughts such as, "My boyfriend of 3 years and I broke up, and I'm now an emotional wreck." So what to do? Hmm.

1) FOOD BLOG - food is the cureall for all my problems from menstrual cramps to writer's block .
2) STORY BLOG - stories from my (relatively normal)childhood. Only interesting because being the silliest shy kid alive pretty much paves the way for massive confusion.

That actually sums me up pretty well. I'm full of entertaining anecdotes and food cravings, so with camera in hand and a mighty pen(keyboard?), my return shall satisfy all your food-porn and social commentary needs. Be prepared!